hi.

ME: OMG. YOU SHOULD WATCH NEW MOON.

Shelby: I SAW IT

Shelby: AND WHEN TAYLOR LAUTNER TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF I ABOUT SPASMED.

ME: I WAS ALL “HOLY COW”

Shelby: I WAS ALL “OOOH TAY TAY”

Shelby: I WAS ALL LIKE “ANY PREVIOUS FEELINGS ARE GONE, THAT’S RIGHT HE’S HOTNESS” TO MY FRIEND

ME:GOD. I’ll only watch Eclipse to see him. HOT

Shelby: EXACTLY.

Me:And I cringed and gagged when RPAtZ took his shirt off

like GAGGED

DID YOU SEE HIS WEIRD NIPPLE

Shelby: YES AND HIS APE LIKE BODY YES

IT WAS GROSS

Shelby: I WAS REALLY DAZZLED BY TAY TAY THOUGH LOL

Me: and the panting. Kstew pants. when she acts. PANTS

Shelby: LMAO

Me: DUDE. Taylor.  He should’ve glittered

jackayyy:

outsidemywindow:

decoupage:

uprightcitizens:

heyjude112:

suesylvester-:

kame-hame-ha:

shoeboxmoments:

nathannightmare:

Maine: always cold. always.

Ohio: is for lovers and has a lot of cows? Apparently.

Yorkshire: We’re all farmers

New Jersey: We’re all guidos

Tennessee: A bunch of dumb hillbillies who don’t wear shoes and have kids with their cousins.

California: we all live next door to movie stars.

Texas: We ride horses everywhere and wear cowboy hats.

Newfoundland: we’re all stupid, we live in igloos, everyone knows everyone in the whole freaking province, and we end every single sentence we ever say with “by”

Maryland: we all go crabbing and have southern accents

(country) New Zealand: We have more sheep than humans. WHICH IS TRUE. But they’re not everywhere.

Oh Santa, give me some of what I want. Please.

sacagawea:

thesusieq:

heatheraustin:

brianamolly:infearinfaith:maisavant:danielfaraday:jaelau:

chiodos:

kittylitter:

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EVERYBODY’S WEARING NEON, LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO CREEP ON

GLAMOUR KILL WON’T SPONSER US, SO ALL TIME LOW WON’T TOUR WITH US

Say no to neon.

Oh god.

yes

nothingworkswithmyname:

neonandchrome:

echeverria:

prettyproblematic:

I hopped off the big red Hogwarts Express

with my scar and no next of kin

Welcome to the land of wizard stress,

Am I gonna fit in?

Got in the boat,

here I am for the first time

Look to the right and see the castle shine

This is all so crazy

Everybody thinks I’m famous

My scar is burning and I’m feelin kinda orphaned

So much pressure and I’m nervous

Thats when the talking hat shouted out, “Gryffindor!”

And I sat down next to Ron

And I sat down next to Ron

And I sat down next to Ron

So I throw my wand up

and conjure a charm,

And Voldemort goes away

Catchin a snitch like yeah

Breakin a rule like yeah

And I got my wand up

I conjure a charm

I know I’m gonna be okay

Yeaaaahhhh

Can the dark arts please go away?

Yeaaaahhhh

Can the dark arts please go away?

oh my god this is so great

lol omg

rofl.

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